Melbourne... we finally arrive and a sense of "let's get to the hotel and get some sleep" enters my head. Just 20 minutes late at this stage and maybe time for a meal?
"Good evening again ladies and gentleman, this is the Captain. We are at Melbourne but there seems to be a problem with the aerobridge... we will do our best to get you off the plane as soon as possible."
Aaaaaaaaargh... can anything else go wrong with this flight?? I don't see how.