Monday, November 07, 2011

17 KNOCKOUT Status Updates for Facebook.

What's your status update??

  1. "When I say 'I MISS SCHOOL' it means my 'FRIENDS AND THE FUN' not the 'SCHOOL'."
  2. In the Beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China.
  3. Life is not an MP3 player where we can enjoy our favourite songs, but Life is like an FM radio we have to learn to enjoy whatever comes.
  4. Single is not only a status. It is a word That best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy Lfe without depending on others.
  5. Time is a good teacher but unfortunately it can kill the students who aren't attentive.
  6. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  7. Kid's dad joined Facebook, kid posted on his wall : "WTF!" Dad asked him "What is WTF?" kid replied "Welcome to Facebook..." ;)
  8. For those who are in love,True love comes only with one person. If it comes for the second time it is just a medicine to forget the first love.
  9. Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say "YOU'RE IT!!" and then run away.
  10. There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life.
  11. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other!
  12. People intend to forget MISTAKES that they made... but they never miss opportunity to point out other's MISTAKE.
  13. Goodbyes are not forever, Goodbyes are not the end, they simply mean I'll miss you, until we meet again!
  14. What happens in an exam : Tik tok, Mind block, Pen stop, Eye pop, Full shock, Jaw drop, Time up, No Luck!
  15. At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport.
  16. Dear Maths, all my life you made me find your X!! Listen buddy. .She's not coming back.. So please move on!!! Regards, Frustrated Student.
  17. A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. ;)
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