Friday, January 30, 2009

Australia God's Greatest Creation

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQ's

He created night for going prawning,sleeping and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, - swimming and BBQ's on the beach , and God saw that it was good.

On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs, and God saw that it was good.

On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Fifth day God created a Bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with . So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes, and God saw that it was good.

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good ..... Well... Almost good.

He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, to cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good. It was better than that, it was Bl%$dy Awesome!



  1. Well written Matey, very creative & an enjoyable read.
    'sheilagh! - lol'

  2. An interesting concept of the role of women. I read once that men like to brag about how they cooked the meal because they took control of the barbie...In reality, they threw the sausages on but their poor old wife made the salads, breads and desserts, did the dishes, cleaned the barbie and occasionally rescued the burning sausages when her partner got involved in an indepth discussion about the AFL, not to mention fetched the cold tinnies often...

    Kind of think we've evolved a little since then...

    Our multi-skills have been more than a little taken for granted, so on behalf of the intelligent women I know, I protest that perhaps God had better things in mind than JUST doing the list you stated.

    It's an interesting discussion.

    WomenCan (If they want to!!!)